Burgers
All Burgers are Served Double-Patty unless otherwise specified and come with a free drink.
OMG NUDITY
Just a chunk of meat on a bun.
Sloppy Seconds
Two patties with cheese, bacon, drowned in chili, on a bun. Be a man and eat it with your hands ya' lady
The Girl Next door
Great when it's goin' down but will bite you in the ass the next day. Tabasco laced burger with pepper jack cheese, hot sauce,spicy sausage and jalapenos.
OMG it's Alive!
Burger with blue cheese crumbles, lettuce, tomato, and a plain greek yogurt spiced dressing and topped with alfalfa sprouts.
OMG it's DEAD!
Burger stuffed with bacon, topped with a chicken breast, ham, and fried egg. Death to the animal kingdom!
Mr. Fancy Kitty Pants
Burger with swiss cheese and sauteed mushrooms
Sandwiches
Breads offered: White, Wheat, Sourdough, Rye, Multi-Grain, Cracked Wheat, Potato, French, Hawaiian, Pita or Tortilla.
Big Beautiful Bacon
Bacon, bacon and more bacon, on bread with some mayo.
BLT
Like the BBB, but with lettuce and tomatoes. For the ladies that can't handle that much meat
Baby Seal Club
Ham, turkey,lettuce, tomato and bacon laced with cheese between three slices of bread.
The Morning After Hooker
Your choice of swiss, provolone, cheddar, pepper jack, colby jack or sharp cheddar grilled between two slices of bread Also available with the monthly special ( tomato soup) for an additional (small) cost
Mr. Peanut's Gruesome
Affair Peanut butter and Jelly. Almond butter available upon request
Thanksgiving in May
Turkey breast, cranberry sauce, cream cheese and cheddar cheese.
French tourists
Roast beef on a hoagie roll with sourdough served with Au Jus.
Salads
Sidewalk Weed
Just lettuce and dressing
Dead Romans
Romaine lettuce and croutons with Parmesan cheese, lemon juice, olive oil, egg, Worcestershire sauce.
A Dead Roman was Buried with his chicken
The same as above, but including slices of grilled chicken.
All things Green and Good
Two types of lettuce ( Iceberg and Romaine), spinach, bell peppers, carrots, radishes, cherry tomatoes, alfalfa sprouts, and snow peas.
I'll call it Manny
A true man salad. Similar to All things Green and Good, but includes hard boiled eggs, handfuls of cheddar cheese, chunks of bacon, turkey, chicken and ham and served with a generous portion of dressing to coat every last bit.
Meat
In our stock we keep various cuts and parts ( if not the whole animal) of pork, beef, chicken, turkey, sheep,elk, deer, rabbit and a variety of sea and freshwater creatures
Any portion is made available if in stock upon request.
Hades' Petting Zoo
A steak or breast from each available animal in stock, grilled to a tasty perfection then set on a bed of lettuce ( for looks only!)
The Ark
Double the Hades' Petting Zoo,but served in a boat of bacon. Fuckin' delicious.
Sinking The Ark
The Ark.. drowned in delicious gravy.
Bessie's On a Milk Carton
Must be ordered 24 hours in advance. An entire cow, slow cooked all day. Also available in Babe's Gone missing and Little bo Peep varieties.
Aquaman's Revenge
A variety of seafoods. Tuna, squid, clams,mussels, oysters, shrimp, flounder, eel and whatever else happens to be on hand for the day.
Unfortunate Chicken Dance
One whole chicken,soaked overnight an orange-cranberry ginger brine. Then seasoned with rosemary, thyme, garlic, onion powder and bay leaves. Baked with potatoes until the skin is crispy but the meat is moist.
Broken Proverbs and Chocolate cake
Venison steak served with a side of mashed potatoes. Comes with a small slice of chocolate-chocolate cake.
Cow in a chicken costume
Chicken fried steak. comes with a side of mashed potatoes and white gravy
Tits n' tea in the afternoon
Cha siu Baau (steamed, barbecue-pork-filled buns) specially formed with an extra nubbin on top, then hand painted in a variety of skin tones with food-grade paint. Served with Oolong, black or green tea.
MILF-Loaf
Delicious meaty meatloaf, spiced, served with brown gravy and mashed potatoes.
Smelly Elly Belly Jelly
Pork belly, slow roasted then fried until golden and drizzled with a port reduction.
Served with mashed potatoes, carmalized damsons and a bit of crab apple jelly
Ry's Randy Rabbit Rampage
Chunks of tender rabbit meat slow cooked with bacon, carrots, leeks, baby onions, mushrooms,tomatos
and a variety of wonderful and savory spices.
Served with crusty french bread.